The Situation gets Rather Sticky when the Wollwog is beset with Huge Hemorrhoids gnashing its Carnivorous Anal Holes!

 There it slivers, the Anthropollywog
lacks a Potty Pot! It can't Keep its Bowels
from Exploding with Evidentiary
Diarrhea Spills which Prove most of All
its Incontinence--Putrid and Toxic--
causes Natural Disasters for Poets!

Oh Anthropollywod had you Evolved
and not been Deprived of Thinking Legs!

The Situation gets Rather Sticky
when the Wollwog is beset with Huge
Hemorrhoids gnashing its Carnivorous
Anal Holes!  In the Scenario, Wogs
either become Predators or Masochists.

Woe to the Humanists loves Clean Air!