Valgame Dios, Spanking the L.A. Times for Right Wing Semioticians

We may as well call it the GOP

Times. Intricate in interpretations

of the Cloying Opponent's Opinions.

(BTW Sunday culture section, pewww.)
Dear Los Angeles Times, its clear you put

your right foot in and shake it all about.

Wasn't it established as necessary

to follow the rules of journalism?

Objective, fair, and neutral are the keys

of balanced reporting. But the devil's

not in the details. Its in the those Yawnnn
rather boring facts so uselessly
brought to bear in a venue excessively replete

with nuances that come across quite clear

as right-wing, soft-core propaganda.