Sarah Palin or Pain in the Arsah "We'll be Comin Around the Mountain When we Come" (in 5-Star Starshacks)

On most matters, common sense is required.

The Tea Party prefers Malignorance.

Tis a Mighty Fine Brew (and can be spiked

with substances to better your chances)
Do Reh Mi Fa So La Tea Party Time.

Favorite Recipe of Dubious Dudes:

"A D-Cup and Silk Skirts? It's HighTime,"

the Consultant has Deduced Rightly True:

"Piety Rallies the Basest! Hurrah!"

[--Why am I talking like George Washington

on this MultiHysteric Occasion?--]
The Tea Party's Punch Drunk over Sarah

A-Line Palin, the T & A Icon,

shakin her TeaParty Cheering Pom Pons.