Valgame Dios, Spanking the L.A. Times for Right Wing Semioticians

We may as well call it the GOP

Times. Intricate in interpretations

of the Cloying Opponent's Opinions.

(BTW Sunday culture section, pewww.)
Dear Los Angeles Times, its clear you put

your right foot in and shake it all about.

Wasn't it established as necessary

to follow the rules of journalism?

Objective, fair, and neutral are the keys

of balanced reporting. But the devil's

not in the details. Its in the those Yawnnn
rather boring facts so uselessly
brought to bear in a venue excessively replete

with nuances that come across quite clear

as right-wing, soft-core propaganda.

I’m Voting Pro-Dreamers. That is My Plan.

I’m Voting Pro-Dreamers.  That is My Plan.

With all due respect, you should too cuz they

can’t Vote and what a shame it is--they’re Dope.

So we begin with a Handshake. The Fight’s

On. We’ve got Plenty of Preparation

and Less than Ideal Political

Representation. Over summer Youths

Vacationed or Gamed—That’s Okay it’s fun.

However, let's Remember that Dreamers 

hunger fasted,marched, and got arrested 

with heads held high and chants loud, proud, and clear, 

“What do we Want?Dream Act!When do we want it?"

"Now!" Let's Vote Pro-Dreamers and Join their Team!

No more Nightmares in the Senate and House!

There are Females and Tramps. Which One is Which?

There are women and there are tramps. We get
it. There’s a difference. Some use their Beauty
to find a good man or a great woman.
Isn't this a free, fair, democratic
society? Then there are the Females
who’ll do Anything for money, power,
and free Celebrity. They also like
the perks as anyone of us would. But,
see, there lays the difference. We have hearts
and souls. We care our species can survive
its woes, many are self-inflicted. Then
there are the Tramps and Hoes who want to buy
our Rights Away! And how do they Afford
it? We give it up for free! Cuz somehow
they’ve convinced us they love us on TV
But there's something Creepy and Unsavory
about the Super Rich who pretend they're
our friends. Do you really think that Whitman’s
got money because she helps the People
when the high mortgages are due and kids
could use some after-school programs, a real
chance to realize their Young Dreams? Hell no!
So let’s get a message clear to Palin,
Fiorina, Whitman, O'Donnell and
the rest: We know you didn’t Earn power
you posses, nor the money either. You're
the Political Tramps Opportunists Crew.