Nanny's Bill of Rights

One, we take our duty seriously.
Remember, Nanny Cams are not full proof.
They record what's happened already.
Aren't there better ways to get the scoop?


Two, if we have the growth of your children
at heart, don't it make sense we have our Due?
How about we start with Citizenship
Pathways? And Please free the Dreams of the Youth!


Each month, week, hour second, minute, day
in the care of our Wards...they grow on Us.
They are Children and Innocent.  You pay
us to keep them that way. Can you express


a Gesture of Respect? Let's do this:
instead of Ruthlessness, you Value us.

Why’s a Bunch of Media Madness News?

I’m Shooting from the Hip (I can’t prevent

it.  So go James Joycify it, Stephen.)

What is it about Meg Whitman’s servant

and the Whole tragic Media Shebang?

Wealthy people need Maids and Nannies but

So do working People and the Rest Too,

Maybe it’s the case that we’ve all gone Nuts

again.  Could it be we too are Kookoo

Living la Vida Loca how we do.

In college, they Say its Diversity

and Plato’s Rules. Up above: Perfect Blue.

Down Below, we forget Life’s mysteries

watching reality shows. Back then Laughs

came by Sit-Coms.HeHee, Now it’s the News.